Five Things to Avoid If You Are Sleep-Deprived/Cranky/Touchy-as-Fuck.
1. People who are overly enthusiastic about anything. (especially the newest addition to their self-help library that they are certain you will "absolutely love.")
2. Recordings of early-19th century brass arrangements.
3. People who interrupt you to tell you they can't hear you.
4. Low cell phone batteries.
5. Dead leaves that periodically glance against the window (they may induce a spaz-tastic seizure because they look like fucking. birds.)
-M
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