1. You are prolonging a goodnight kiss on the couch with your girl. Your best friend just threw his pants at you, and is standing in the doorway wearing only a shirt, boxers, and two black socks.
2. Your best friend's mom just told you it was time for bed. Now. Not in 5 minutes. Now. And separate beds for everyone!
3. Asking the same girl to prom as your best friend... Does. Not. Work.
4. Your best friend just threw his shirt at you. See above... minus the shirt.
5. Your best friend's throbbing computer light distracts you from everything... everything.
6. Your best friend's throbbing... anything.
7. Best friend needs "hug" from your girlfriend.
8. Your best friend just whistled for you to get off the goddamn couch and back into his own room, so your friend doesn't have his ass handed to him by his own mother.
9. Four words... Best friend's pubes, mouth.
10. Your best friend just threw his boxers at you, and is now standing in the doorway wearing only one black sock. He loves that sock.
-C
-K
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